The Rotten Beef Blog

Rotten Beef….What's Eating You?

  • Jun 14

    Well, another birthday is upon me and yet again I sit and search for the ever elusive Birthday Freebie. I have seen loads of lists with hundreds of offers and I realized something, birthdays kinda suck when you grow up. that’s right, I had a hard time trying  to figure out why my birthday freebies were so plentiful years ago but have since diminished. When you’re an adult, you pretty much pay for everything. But when you are a kid, most of that (if not all) comes free. Companies try to make the adults feel like it’s their birthday by giving their kids a measly little birthday meal to save the parents a couple of lousy dollars. OR, when it’s the adults birthday, they have to bring a friend and get their friend to buy so the birthday man or woman can get the FREE meal. Should the customer continue to be loyal year round to a company that is not seemingly giving back in return? I know that I for one won’t be going to any place that offers me a free SMALL vegetable smoothie or a coupon for 5% off my party’s bill of $200 or more!

  • Oct 31

    The 2011 Hess Truck and Race Car is ready to hit the streets Friday November 11th. This one looks like a real winner just in time for Thanksgiving!

  • Mar 13

    The Strawberry Festival is in town and oh boy is it always a barrel of fun! It’s hard to decide what the bigger draw is. The rides, the exhibits or the food!

    This trip out I noticed so many more things that were deep fried. The standard deep fried ice cream, deep fried pickles, deep fried Oreos and Snickers and a couple different things this year. Deep fried Coke, Deep fried Butter (yes BUTTER) and the one I was just chomping at the bit to get, the Krispy Kreme Donut Burger.

    This baby was a pure beef patty fried just the way you like it, greasy and fatty, with all the fix-ins, sandwiched between to delicious Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts! Mmmmmmm! Homer Simpson would be in heaven.

    Krispy Kreme Donut Burger

    Now I’m not one to turn down different types of cuisines, but after seeing all the delightful offerings at the fair this year, I am convinced that someone could (or soon will) sandwich or deep fry dog crap and market it, and it will become a fast food sensation. Just saying….

  • Dec 23

    While checking in at the airport, the woman working there says she is busy and cant answer questions. What? She cant multitask? Why do people act like douchebags?

  • Dec 23

    Are TSA inspectors so underpaid they need to take a small traveling childs toothpaste away? Air travel really sucks at times!

  • Dec 21

    So what’s the first thing you think of when you go to the bathroom during the holidays? Ever thought you’d see Santa Claus smiling up at you? Hey, even bathrooms need to be festive sometime during the year.

    Santa Toilet Cover kit

  • Nov 19

    So I’m talking with a friend the other day and they say “What are you gonna do for Thanksgiving?” I told them I was volunteering at a homeless shelter to help feed people who are down on their luck and in need of some help. So what does my friend say, “ha ha, you’re kidding right?” NO, I’m not!

    What the hell is so funny about wanting to do good for others in the world? I’ll tell you what isn’t funny, it’s this rotten fucken society who could give two shits about anybody except themselves! People these days just want for ME, ME, ME. If I can’t win the lottery to make a sizeable donation to my favorite charity, I’ll donate some of my TIME. Maybe if people thought more about others and less about how they can capitalize on others, the world may start to be a better place.

    Happy Thanksgiving to the truly “thankful” people out there!

  • Nov 21
    OK, So last night was Halloween. Black cats, goblins and trick or treaters. Or are they? What the hell happened to creativity and imagination in making a halloween costume? The kids these days throw on their best t-shirts and jeans and grab a backpack or pillow case and just walk up to your door and hold it out, not saying a word! C’mon kids, use some initiative and Trick or Treat like you mean it!!