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  • Feb 2

    According to a Yahoo news story: Al-Qaida can be expected to attempt an attack on the United States in the next three to six months, senior U.S. intelligence officials told Congress Tuesday.

    Hey, instead of nipping the situation in the bud, let’s scare the shit out of the U.S. citizens and send them panicking in the streets!

  • Jan 22
    Holy Cow! First our computers and now our CAMERAS are racist?
     
    Face detection, one of the latest “intelligent” technologies to make it to consumer cameras, is supposed to make photography more convenient by warning you when someone blinks. Recently a Taiwanese-American girl bought her mom a camera. When she took a picture of her brother a message flashed across the screen saying, “Did someone blink?”
     
    Although probably a bit offended she seemed to take it in stride by posting a blog that said, “Racist Camera! No, I did not blink… I’m just Asian!”
     
    It’s nice to know that there are still some people who can realize honest mistakes and not have to sue over an issue like this.
  • Jan 16

    For the first time, all 100 members of the chamber will have their own cloistered hideaways in the U.S. Capitol, traditionally a coveted mark of seniority and clout that lowly freshmen could only dream about.

    No one will talk about how much the taxpayers are spending to create the new “secret hideaways” in the U.S. Capitol for their state Senators. Well gee, I wonder why?

  • Nov 17

    I just heard the news that there will be No Eggo Waffles until 2010? The Kelloggs company is blaming the Eggo Waffle Shortage on flooding in Atlanta.

    Don’t know about you, but I’m stockingup now! You better Leggo My Box O’ Eggos.

  • Jun 2

    17-year-old Tennis Babe Simona Halep hates her big boobs. She says they are a disadvantage to her and has vowed to have a reduction later this year to reduce the 34DD’s.

    This has guys the world over in a panic. “She cannot remove this natural beauty”, “It would be a crime to have such an operation done”.

    The 5ft 5in Romanian tennis player, ranked 317th in the world, hopes to play at Wimbeldon an she wants to increase her comfort level so she can react a little more quickly.

    Have some fun with her honkers here and sign the online petition to preserve these natural beauties.

    34DD is way to big for her to play tennis comfortably.

    34DD is way to big for her to play tennis comfortably.

  • Mar 18

    Hey, who didn’t see this one coming? According to a news report filed late yesterday, The family of a woman mauled by a chimpanzee filed a lawsuit seeking $50 million in damages against the primate’s owner, saying she was negligent and reckless for lacking the ability to control “a wild animal with violent propensities.”

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this pathetic excuse for something we call society is just too fucking sue crazy!

    You have to feel bad for the woman who was attacked by the chimpanzee, but come on, do you really believe it was because the woman had a “new” hairdo? And “$50 million in damages”? Don’t you think she also knew well beforehand that the chimp could one day go “ape shit” on some one?

    Kind of makes you want to stay in the house and lock the doors, doesn’t it?

    Gives us all something to think about

    Gives us all something to think about

  • May 12

    Jenna Bush, The Bush Family and the White House had all kept a tight lid on plans for the May 10th wedding. Everything was kept under wraps, right down to where the vows would be taken.

    Weeks before she got married though, Jenna Bush told news outlets that she would wear embroidered organza by Oscar de la Renta for her wedding day.

    Jenna Bush’s Oscar de la Renta Wedding dress.

    Well you know, she could have kept that secret too. Personally, I don’t really care about who married who, who had a baby or even what color socks this person is wearing this week. I would have rather seen more pictures like this of the new bride!

    Jenna Bush is falling down, falling down

    Or Even This….

    Jenna Bush changing into her swimsuit

  • Apr 28

    Wow! It just keeps coming. First a big steroid scandal and now an affair with (what reportedly was) a minor? According to a report in the New York Daily News,  Roger Clemens had a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready. Allegedly this “romance” started when Clemens was still a member of the Boston Red Sox baseball team and the “young” Miss McCready was only 15-years old trying to get into the music business.

    “He flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her,” lawyer Rusty Hardin said. “He’s considered her a close family friend. … He has never had a sexual relationship with her.”

    Clemens, under investigation for perjury, filed a  lawsuit against his former trainer Brian McNamee stating his reputation has been damaged. If the allegations about a romantic link to the country singer McCready do come to light, that could mean big points for Brian McNamee’s legal team in the legal battle currently waging.

    Will the Rocket be grounded? I say, if he is retiring, let him retire in peace.

    MLB pitcher Roger Clemens  Country Music star Mindy McReady

  • Apr 21

    Super Bowl win, chosen MVP and now a marriage. In case you haven’t heard, Super Bowl XLII MVP Eli Manning married his college sweetheart Abby McGrew Saturday on the shore of the Sea of Cortez in Mexico in a sunset ceremony.

    According to reports, around 50-60 friends and family members (including 6 bridesmaids and 6 groomsmen) flew to Mexico to be in attendance for what their minister said was one of the most beautiful weddings he has ever presided over. The ceremony was brief, about 15 minutes and a reception followed afterwards on the beach.

    Now the interesting stuff,  Abby McGrew carried a bouquet of white roses and wore a white gown with gold embroidering with a large bow and short train in the back. Her six bridesmaids wore champagne-colored strapless dresses.

    Manning and his groomsmen wore khaki suits and white roses in their lapels. Manning wore a tie with blue and white stripes, while his groomsmen kept their collars open. Sounds pretty casual for the guys.

    Now I know what girls wear at weddings is big with women, but be honest here guys. Do you really care what kind of tie Eli wore at his wedding? Is that going to influence your decision of what tie you wear at your wedding? Unless of course you’re a New York Giants fan.

    Regardless, it was a happy occasion enjoyed by lots of people. Congrats Eli! Better start concentrating on football, it’ll keep your mind focused when the honeymoon ends.

    Eli Manning marries college sweetheart Abby McGrew

  • Apr 14

    Talk about some silly shit! In sports news last week, construction workers building the new Yankee Stadium revealed that another worker who is a big Red Sox fan hoped to put a “jinx” on the Red Sox Nation’s number one enemy by secretly burying a Red Sox jersey in the concrete foundation of the new stadium.

    The Yankees didn’t appear very concerned. Basically stating there is no truth to the rumor. In a statement released Friday, they called it a 10 day late April Fool’s joke.

    Saturday it appeared as if their tune had changed. After about five hours of drilling, they finally located the shirt under 2 feet of concrete. Sunday, they pulled the jackhammered No. 34 David Ortiz Red Sox jersey in shreds from the battered hole in the foundation.

    Two days ago it was a joke to the Yankee organization. Now they are destroying the concrete foundation of their new
    $ 1.3 Billion structure? There has even been talk with the district attorney’s office about possible criminal charges against Gino Castignoli, the worker who allegedly buried the jersey in cement.

    I guess with all the money the Steinbrenner family has and can throw around, a few days off schedule and a few more dollars to repair the foundation of their new home, what’s the harm. Right?

    I think the thing the Yankees need to be more concerned about is not a so-called “jinx” but the safety of their fans and members of all the visiting teams. I’m no structural engineer, but I do know I wouldn’t feel safe knowing some paranoid people went drilling, digging and jackhammering just for a small piece of fabric that would have no effect on the structural integrity of the new stadium.

    Yankees unearth Red Sox Jersey  Yankees unearth buried Red Sox jersey.